Tuesday 28 June 2011

the wonders of BOYKIND.

Right this ones for all you ladies out there! Everyone always says that boys are from a different planet and I used to think what the hell are these psychos on about, they are right here on planet earth! But *NEWSFLASH* girls, they are, they are stuck on planet ZONK without a clue! This is the 21st Century girls, where boys are more worried about when the next Call of Duty game is out, so unfortunately we have to make the first move, yes I know its daunting but unfortunately yes it is the only way. There are some things however boys will give away, like a CALLING to make you come to them:

1.The eye contact. (not the one you put in your eye).
2.The cheeky little smile.
3. They will go shy. (If they aren't cocky. aragent a-holes).

The two most common things, that are the calling techniques that they have learnt in looserville. Then it is up to you they have given you the signs of the approach, it is stupid, and you may find some that are REAL MEN and will approach you, but they are almost extinct. So unfortunately we need to WOMAN up and go get our men, do it for all the disfunctional men out there girls!

This is one girl who's not giving in.
Peace out ladies until next time.
OVER AND OUT.

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